“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.”

-Christopher Columbus

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

What’s Beethoven doing now that he’s dead?

He’s decomposing.

“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

–Ayn Rand

This past Friday, my career discovery class had a guest speaker who was an author. She was very interesting and told us about what it takes to have a job in the arts. She showed us videos and photos that she said could express feelings and tell a story to the audience. I’ve always loved writing and, after seeing this presentation, I may even pursue that career when I grow up.

“Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.”

-Vince Lombardi

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, “What’s the name of his other leg?”

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

-Confucious

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”
Student: “No, he did it all by himself.”

¨There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.¨

-Aristotle